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Know Your State Mottos
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong!
Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat.
Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything.
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s Don’t
Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grand kids.
Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death To
Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We’re Not, But
The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please, Don’t Pronounce the “S”
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s
Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have
The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl...It’s What’s For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn’t Actually
Surrender Yet
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Edyoocashun State
Texas: Se Hablo Ingles
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!
Vermont: Ay, Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t
Mix?
Washington: We have more rain than you do
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scare
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